Cards

Cards - Valentine’s Day

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  “I love you with all my farts.” card

  $5.00
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  “Love Birds” card

  $5.00
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  “You make me so happy I’m jizzing rainbows” card

  $5.50
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  “You’re the baddest bitch I know” card

  $5.50
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  Bananas For You! letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Cutie With A Booty letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Hey Hot Stuff You Totally Wok! letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Hugs and Kisses!!! letterpress card

  $6.00
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  I Love You letterpress card

  $6.00
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  I Love You to the Liquor Store and Back card

  $5.00
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  I Love Your Crazy Ass card

  $5.00
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  I Totally Love You card

  $5.00
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  I Want To Hold Your Hands letterpress card

  $5.00
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  I Want You So Bad letterpress card

  $6.00
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  I’d Like To Court You card

  $5.00
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  I’ll Always Love You- Dolly Parton card

  $5.00
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  I’ll always stand by you- Michelle and Barack Obama card

  $5.00
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  Kiss For My Bitches letterpress card

  $5.00
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  Let’s French letterpress card

  $5.00
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  Love You letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Love You Like No Otter letterpress card

  $5.00
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  Love You Something Fierce letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Olive You letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Para Mi Amor card

  $5.00
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  Thanks For All The Orgasms card

  $5.00
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  You Are My Sunshine card

  $5.00
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  You Have My Heart card

  $5.00
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  You’re My Everything card

  $5.00
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  You’ve Got Me Wonton More! letterpress card

  $6.00

Cards - Get Well

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  “Get Well Soon” letterpress card

  $5.00

Cards - New Baby

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  “Awesome people make awesome babies!” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Congrats on your ‘lil stinker!” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Congrats! You’re a mom just in time” card

  $5.00
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  “Welcome Little One” card

  $5.00
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  “Welcome Little One” card

  $5.00
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  “You’re Gonna Be A Mamaaaa” card

  $5.00

Cards - Wedding

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  “Happily Ever After” letterpress card

  $6.00

Cards - Congratulations

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  “Bravocado!” card

  $5.00
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  “Congrats Graduate!” letterpress card

  $5.00
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  “Congratulations Smart Ass” card

  $5.00
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  “Congratulations Smarty-phants” card

  $5.00
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  “Happy Graduation” card

  $4.50
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  “Happy Graduation” card

  $4.50
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  “School’s Out Forever” card

  $5.00
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  “You Did It!” card

  $5.00
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  “You Slay! Congratulations” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “You’ve Earned Your Stripes! Congrats” letterpress card

  $6.00

Cards - Sympathy

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  “Aloe-ways be here for you” card

  $5.00
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  “With Deepest Sympathy” card

  $5.00

Cards - Thank You

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  Cat “Thank You!” cards set of 6

  $15.00

Cards - Birthday

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  Better Late Than Never! Happy Birthday card

  $5.00
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  Happy Birthday To A Top Dog! letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Have A Bitchin’ Birthday letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Have A Charming Birthday! letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Have A Redonkulous Birthday! letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Have A Showstopper Of A Birthday! card

  $5.00
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  Hope Your Birthday Is On Point letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Stay Golden – Betty White card

  $5.00

Cards - Father’s Day

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  “Dad, You’re My Hero!”letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Don’t Want To Sound Cheesy But You’re The Gratest Dad!” card

  $5.00
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  “Hey Dad, Thanks For The Great DNA!” card

  $4.50
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  “Nacho Average Dad, Happy Father’s Day!” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Well Done, Dad!” letterpress card

  $6.00

Cards - Love

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  “I love you with all my farts.” card

  $5.00
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  “Love Birds” card

  $5.00
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  “You make me so happy I’m jizzing rainbows” card

  $5.50
• 

  “You’re the baddest bitch I know” card

  $5.50
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  Bananas For You! letterpress card

  $6.00
• 

  Cutie With A Booty letterpress card

  $6.00
• 

  Hey Hot Stuff You Totally Wok! letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Hugs and Kisses!!! letterpress card

  $6.00
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  I Love You letterpress card

  $6.00
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  I Love You to the Liquor Store and Back card

  $5.00
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  I Love Your Crazy Ass card

  $5.00
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  I Totally Love You card

  $5.00
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  I Want To Hold Your Hands letterpress card

  $5.00
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  I Want You So Bad letterpress card

  $6.00
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  I’d Like To Court You card

  $5.00
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  I’ll Always Love You- Dolly Parton card

  $5.00
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  I’ll always stand by you- Michelle and Barack Obama card

  $5.00
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  Kiss For My Bitches letterpress card

  $5.00
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  Let’s French letterpress card

  $5.00
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  Love You letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Love You Like No Otter letterpress card

  $5.00
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  Love You Something Fierce letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Olive You letterpress card

  $6.00
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  Para Mi Amor card

  $5.00
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  Thanks For All The Orgasms card

  $5.00
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  You Are My Sunshine card

  $5.00
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  You Have My Heart card

  $5.00
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  You’re My Everything card

  $5.00
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  You’ve Got Me Wonton More! letterpress card

  $6.00

Cards - Mother’s Day

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  “A Mom Like No Otter” card

  $5.00
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  “Best Mom Ever” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Happy Mother’s Day to the Queen Bee!” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Happy Mother’s day!” letterpress card

  $5.00
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  “Happy Mother’s Day” letterpress card

  $5.00
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  “Mom, Thanks For Always Rooting For Me!” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Mom, Thanks For Be-Leafing In Me” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Mom, You’re a Treasure! Happy Mother’s Day!” letterpress card

  $6.00
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  “Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I’m A Major Pain In Your Ass. Happy Mother’s Day!” letterpress card

  $5.00